Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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