i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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