im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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