he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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