Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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