is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The adults are the big ones right?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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