I got chris browned last night
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she pinky promised me she was 18
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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