No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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