Cold hands, warm shart.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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