he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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