ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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