u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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