i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she smelled like a LAN party
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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