thus making me awesome and them whores
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
