I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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