and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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