if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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