Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
