Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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