He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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