We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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