I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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