I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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