I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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