how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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