if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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