it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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