At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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