But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
