i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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