Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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