just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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