just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
