it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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