i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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