Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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