im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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