i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
This baby is an asshole
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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