It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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