But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i believe in u and ur pee
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