Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
