I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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