if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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