why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
