we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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