I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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