it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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