Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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