dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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