maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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