she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
They have beer where we have blood.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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