he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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