This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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