I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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