should my penis look like a turkey
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
COCAINE IS GR8
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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